Ashley Tisdale’s Nose to Write New Book

July 14, 2008

Ashley TisdaleThe nose of Disney’s High School Musical actress Ashley Tisdale just signed a contract to pen a new book about the ordeal of undergoing cosmetic surgery and dealing with the paparazzi and media afterward. “I just wanted to look a little slimmer and lose a little bit of my baby fat,” the nose told Hollywood Liar. ” I had no idea that it was going to cause so much media attention!” Read more

Golden Globes to be Written by Mrs. Jenkins 3rd Grade Class

January 5, 2008

Third Grade ClassThe 65th annual Golden Globe Awards coming up on January 13th, 2008 has a lot of questions surrounding it. With the ongoing writers strike still plaguing the industry, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has been feverishly searching for writers to write the dialogue for the show. Jorge Camara, President of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, stated, “We were getting a bit worried because we couldn’t find anyone to write for us. Then, I got a letter from a third grade class in Des Moines, Iowa. The letter, which was hand written in crayon, was quite compelling and very poignant. Read more

Britney Spears’ Vagina Hits the Town

December 11, 2007

Britney Spears VaginaBritney Spears’ vagina has shown up on the town, and this time without Britney. Usually the paparazzi is greeted with a second smile from Britney, but this time, the smile was on it’s own. “I just really wanted a drink,” the vagina said. “Please, just let me party with my bitches.” The vagina then found Paris Hilton inside the club and gave her a kiss hello. The vagina left the club around 2:30 in the morning with Scott Baio and Kid Rock.