Our Interview with Amy Fisher

January 5, 2008

Amy FisherHollywood Liar: Welcome Amy Fisher. Thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Amy Fisher: Yeah, sure.
HL: Before we get started, you don’t have a gun, do you? Haha, just kidding.
AF: Wow, how original. Did you come up with that yourself?
HL: Uhh, yeah. Sorry. So how have you been? We hear that you have a sex tape out there.
AF: Uh, yeah, I do. Hey, who is that guy in the next room?
HL: That’s my dad. He is visiting from out of town.
AF: He is kind of cute. Is he single?
HL: He is 65. Aren’t you, like, 33?
AF: Yeah, so?
HL: So, he is almost twice your age, literally.
AF: Who cares? So, is he single? Joey has been getting on my nerves lately.
HL: Joey Buttafuoco?
AF: No, Joey Fatone. YES Joey Buttafuoco! Don’t you do any research before you do these interviews?
HL: Sure, I do. I watched the sex tape to prepare. Can I just say that the one position that you were in where your legs were back like this and your head was like this…that was impressive.
AF: Ohh, you like my work?
HL: Well, yeah.
AF: Did your dad see it?
HL: Umm, I’m not sure if he…
AF: It’s ok. I’ll show him in person.
HL: But, he is married.
AF: No problem. I’ve dealt with that problem before.
HL: And that’ll do it for this interview. Thank a lot. Let’s go dad.
AF: But you haven’t introduced me yet?
My Dad: She seemed nice. Didn’t I just see her in a video?


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